Conrad Subs - For Emergency Use Only (2025)

EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM: ATTENTION ALL RAVERS - INITIATE EVACUATION PROTOCOL TO DANCEFLOOR NEW ALBUM ALERT: CONRAD SUBS - FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY This is not a drill. We repeat, this is not a drill. Koba Audio, in conjunction with certified sonic first responders, today announces the imminent release of Conrad Subs latest audio-containment unit, FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY. Following the successful deployment of 2024s More Than Just a Little Bit Better, this new 12-track LP is an urgent directive to all individuals experiencing low energy levels or a lack of infectious rhythm. FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY serves as a vital infusion of 90s-influenced Jump Up, designed to rapidly elevate heart rates and induce spontaneous limb movement. Album Highlights - Proceed with Caution, Extreme Groove Hazard: Vintage: Prepare for a direct hit of authentic old-school True Playaz sound. This track is a direct instruction for anyone missing the golden era of drum & bass. Cool Kickin: A seismic event for your sound system. This track features a colossal Urban Takeover-style bassline, demanding immediate response from all within earshot. Sugar Cube: An infectious melodic bassline will take hold, spreading rapidly through your auditory cortex. Resistance is futile. Release Protocol: Status: Confirmed for immediate deployment. Label: Koba Audio. Payload: 12 high-octane Jump Up tracks. Warning: May cause uncontrollable skanking. Emergency Action Plan: Locate nearest sound system. Initiate playback of FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY. Prepare for an immediate and overwhelming urge to dance. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to resist the urge to move. Conrad Subs has meticulously engineered this album as a direct response to a dancefloor emergency. Failure to comply with these instructions may result in a severe lack of good vibes. Your cooperation in this matter is crucial. ### END EMERGENCY BROADCAST ###